When crazy glue was invented lots of people became attached to it.

Undertakers are nice - they're the last to let people down.

If cats could read they would paws after each claws.

A man played the organ in his garden to get organically grown food.

Some people are on seefood diets: they see food ... they eat it.

Those who make sponges get very absorbed in their work.

I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

A sleeping cow is also a bulldozer.

She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.